Ugghhh...Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Stephanie. She is adamantly against online diaries. She wonders what compelled her to start one. She'd like to explain it to you, but only if you are naked. That's better. Now we can begin.
Exhibit A: Stephanie's Recurring Boredom. Why else would I (she) be talking in the third person? Anyways, this is a good place to dick around when I COULD be doing some actual studying >insert rant about crappy motivation<.
This is for purely my own entertainment. Ya know how people talk to themselves sometimes? Yeah, it's kind of like that. except web-core. So if you are reading it, wonder to yourself why I gave you the link. I was probably drunk. Slap yourself.
Exhibit B: There is no Exhibit B. Exhibit B chose simply not to exist There you have it, an exhaustively researched essay on Stephanie's tendency to waste time by writing long-winded, verbose essays for her own humor. Time for a short break. Don't touch that dial!
About Me
- Stephanie
- Well, I’m a 23 year old student of many-a-subject (apparently, I need a degree of some sorts) and pretty much a typical college student -- I go to class, I go out (more than I probably should), I play the air-guitar, I’m into all that hippie social justice stuff and I'm pretty good at Mario Kart. Yep, a pretty typical college student with a strange love of polkadots and mittens.
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