I know I was supposed to study today and to be honest, I DID give it a fair shot today (as I did yesterday), but I just can't seem to bring myself to open a book and get to it. Yes, well, maybe tomorrow, right?
So this is what I've been doing today, instead of the horribly important task of actually getting some studying done.
-"getting ready", which involved, lying on my bed, painting all but two of my nails (not deliberate)as well as some showering/hairdrying/clothes-choosing basics.
-I lay in the garden watching the freckles land gently on my arms for a while before I got frostbite on the tip of my nose.(I refuse to stay inside, it's May allready for fuck's sake!)
-I talked to my parents for a while. (you see what kind of sad, desperate, excuse for a lemur I have become)
-I thought long and hard about shoes. All kinds, sexy shoes, retro shoes, vintage pumps, wedge shoes, ballet flats, GoGo boots, mary janes, platform shoes, stilletto's, stripper shoes,...
(I am finding it difficult to write anything, due to the fact that there is a man opposite me in the Internet café who keeps popping his head over the partition and waving cheerily at me. At first I smiled cautiously but politely back, and now I am studiously ignoring him. It is most off-putting.)
-messing around on the Internet, talking on the phone and other such unrelated activities.
-Writing 'BOOBIES' on my calculator many, many times.
- Making confetti out of the hole-punch debris I made using the hole-punchy-thingy.
-Developing a different characters for myself every day to send via text message to my friend Fruit. These have included Greta the evil German scienist who is semi-narcoleptic and fervently believes that sperm is good for the skin and hair, Tulip the Colombian flamenco dancer and Sally-Ann the apple-picker from the Mid-West, who has six fingers on her left hand and four on her right and can crush whole walnuts with her thighs.
-Perfecting my plans to take over the world via the medium of ponies.
-There are others. But mainly I have just been trying to stay awake.
So, all in all, I would have to say this has been quite a productive day indeed!
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