Do not mind this entry as I am drunk (yes, at three in the afternoon, I am indeed a disgrace...) Also, my template got messed up "because of high bandwith usage" or whatever the fuck that means. Anyway, because of this and because I am what is commonly refered to as "An Angry Drunk" I am not exactly in the best of moods.
I have the hiccups.
Probably because I am drunk but also because I've decided to live more dangerously. And as we all know that means: drink water out of the wrong side of the glass when you don't even have the hiccups.
And if you want to live really dangerously, drink vodka out of the wrong side of the glass when you don't even have hiccups. And if you want to live really, really dangerously, drink rum out of a the wrong side of a bowl when you don't even have the hiccups. And if you want to live really, really, really dangerously, don't drink anything any way out of any thing when you have the hiccups. Just sit there in your hiccupiness and hiccup.
Either way, I'm going to stop right here, because you cannot believe how long it took me to get this entry typed in moderately acceptable spelling....
I am so drunk right now I need a nap, really.
Either that or pass out right here.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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2 comments:
Hahahahaha! I hate the hiccups!
I am not sure that I would try to drink rum out of the wrong side of a bowl even if I DID have the hiccups. Um...what is the right side of a bowl to drink out of?
Well I hope you get that nap in and don't worry; I have done the drunk-at-3-in-the-afternoon thing many times. Some days, it really seems to help. =)
Thanks for coming by my page and DO take care of those hiccups.
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