So it has been brought to my attention that I have been a bit angry lately. Sorry. I blame lack of sleep and Jewish people for that.
Wait.. NO I don't blame Jewish people...that's the angry me talking again.
Oh dear Bob whats wrong with me? I like Jewish people...they are nice and I like those hats they wear.
I will try to be nicer from now on, classes are out and I passed (duh) and we all know what that means! Tis the season to empty your savings account, head to Mexico, buy a large cache of cocaine, hide it in your friends' body cavities, and send them back across the border in a separate car, just in case.
Another thing about summer though is that it seems like right near mid June/July, the fat kids start coming out again. (I've got nothing against fat kids. Really. I'm a big enough person that I don't judge books by their cover and yada, yada, yada...)but my guess is that after a month or two of summer, they have forgotten how awkward and humiliating social settings are for them. Must be uncomfortable though, what with the chubbrubb and all.
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Congrats on your classes! You ROCK!
Be careful down at the border though. As much as I would love a cavity search right now, I do have to say that I would not be the friend to bring it back for you.
Party hard, but try to relax some now too. =)
Wow, you've made lots of friends in one post. If I were you, I'd watch my back around fat jewish people. lol
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