As I sit here at my desk, it has dawned on me that I'm a Hair Flipper. (Yes, I flip my hair like an annoying little girlie girl, and I do it incessantly). Judge Judy would surely yell at me if I was in her courtroom.
From there on it’s pretty much a given: I’m an incredibly annoying person, but I feel in a sharing mood so I’ll give you some more reasons, just for the hell of it…
I always put the ice cube trays back in the freezer empty. I'm still hoping that there is an Ice Cube Fairy that will flutter in and fill them for me, probably with special Fairy Water out of some remote Fairy Spring like something you might see in Rainbow Land (home of your heroine and mine, Rainbow Brite), and then leave a trail of sparkle Fairy Dust on her way out. (Am I expecting too much again?)
I'm also incapable of washing my hair with out getting shampoo in my eyes and I just learned that Beethoven's favorite meal was macaroni and cheese (It must be true, I read it on my paper towels! All paper towels should in my opinion provide some sort of intellectual stimulation. And yes, by intellectual stimulation I mean pictures of puppies and frogs and Charlie Brown cartoons and the like. Because everyone knows people who own plain paper towels are a.)Devil Worshippers, b.)Blind, or c.) Blind Devil Worshippers.)
That is all.
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Thank you for sharing as always! Yes, you would drive me crazy with the ice trays. Flipping and shampooing are your problems though. =)
Question. Does the fairy water ice stay ice longer? Just wondering because if so then I will have to try it out.
I think that maybe I am a devil worshipper and don't know it. I am pretty sure that I am not blind, but my paper towels are plain white. It might be that I am a broke single mom and those were cheaper, but there might be more of a reason I didn't know about. Hmm...
Ah yes, but the shampoo-in–eyes-scenario is usually accompanied by much panicking, rubbing of the face, pawing at he walls and screaming (like a Pygmy) in my annoyingly shrill voice.
Also, this tends to happen at 7 in the morning, which is something none of my housemates seem to appreciate…Go figure…
Re-filling ice cube trays is the biggest pain in the ass off all time! You have to stand in front of the sink and hold that heavy ice cube tray under running water for 10 whole seconds. Just let me get to my drink already, geez.
Yes, people who use plain paper towels are blind devil worshippers. It's sad.
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