Hmmm...'oral exam'...it does sound kinda dirrrty doesn't it?
So. I need a DISTRACTION. Yeah. It’s that serious.
A distraction that involves time travel is totally okay. In case you know a guy who knows a guy who can hook me up. And I don’t mean time travel as code for crack. Really. Well, I haven’t completely ruled out a drug addiction, because what could be more distracting than that.
Attaching bunny ears to my cats' head and making her pose for pictures, you say? Well, I'm not quite at that stage of the disease yet, thanks for asking. Maybe next year.
I'm thinking of painting my nails Vixen Red to see if there is any truth to the Amish tale that red nail polish equals sex. Yeah, I know what you are thinking (and I know what you've been doing. Just because you can't see me doesn't mean I can't see you. Everyday my super hero powers get a little bit stronger. It helps that I'm wearing my Wonder Woman underwear, vuile bieste!).
Yes,I did try sleeping for a while, but the caffeine is working against me on that.
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