Balderdash & piffle

I really, really have a thing for guys who tie their hair back into a bun. I used to prefer curly hair, but now I'm a bun-girl all the way....

Anyway, today has been an important day in the life of me.
Monumental even.
You see, today I had an epiphany.

I realized that we easily waste 25% of our life waiting in a line of some sort. Actually,it’s not just waiting in line, it’s waiting in general. We waste a big chunk of our lives just simply waiting. You wait in traffic, you wait in the drive thru line at McDonalds, you wait at the post office,you wait at the grocery store,you wait for waiters at restaurants… dammit, everywhere you go you have to wait.

Even today, I had an appointment to take an oral exam at 2 pm., unfortunately so had 13 other people and so today I realised you can cut in line with impunity.

I think it's up to their horde mentality, but people rarely do or say anything. Belgians in particular, they're allways so...composed...

And you know what? There are few things more satisfying than breezing past throngs of impatient people, feeling their murderous gaze of jealousy as you nonchalantly and unapologetically cut in front of them.

I say, more power to the jerks that like to cut in line. They're not assholes, they're freakin’ geniuses.