Amount of money in Canadian dollars I found when doing my laundry: 10
How much I rememer of apparent trip to Canadialand: 0
The moral of the story is this, my little chickabees: When you snort too much shampoo, you may black out and go to Canada. Who knows what you will have done in Canada, but surely it's something that will:
a.) result in blackmail that will one day keep you from fulfilling your dream of becoming President (Shut up, it COULD happen!)
b.) involve some kind of memory eraser a la "Men in Black"
and c.) leave you with 10 Canadian dollars in your back pocket.
Let this be a lesson to you all.
3 comments:
Sounds good to me! I will take a trip (no matter how much shampoo I have snorted! Personally though, I prefer to snort the ones that also have the conditioner in them. The drainage isn't as bad with those.) to anywhere that will leave me $10 in my pocket, no matter what country the dollars are from!
Your laundry is better than mine. I found a yellow foil easter egg wrapper at the bottom of my washing machine. It was lame. I've always wanted to go to Canada to see... Canadians. Do I need a particular type of shampoo? Pantene? Organic stuff? Our Prime Minister went to a strip club in the US so I'm not too worried about the blackmail part.
Hey girl! This is still just Raynemoon, but hit me up at this site instead now. explanation on the page. =) And feel free to bring your mailman with you if you would like.
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