Amount of money in Canadian dollars I found when doing my laundry: 10
How much I rememer of apparent trip to Canadialand: 0
The moral of the story is this, my little chickabees: When you snort too much shampoo, you may black out and go to Canada. Who knows what you will have done in Canada, but surely it's something that will:
a.) result in blackmail that will one day keep you from fulfilling your dream of becoming President (Shut up, it COULD happen!)
b.) involve some kind of memory eraser a la "Men in Black"
and c.) leave you with 10 Canadian dollars in your back pocket.
Let this be a lesson to you all.
