When I was in fourth grade one of my friend's older brothers liked me.
Liked me, liked me.
I (as per usual) didn't figure it out until I was at my friend's house hanging out and he asked her to go get something in the other room. He used this opportunity to shut the door, put on a Lionel Richie tape and sit next to me on the bed. (That's right, Lionel "Say You, Say Me" Richie... I can only assume this was a feeble attempt to make sweet baby Lionel Richie love to me)
Now, I have just a few words of advice on this. If you're creepy as it is, fortheloveofgod do not put on Lionel Richie when you try to make your move.
I think I got up and ran out of there as fast as my little pink Converse-ed feet would take me, but truthfully I've blocked most of The Incident out, so we could have gotten married for all I know, with me walking down the aisle to "Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?" while my parents wept silently for the loss of their only daughter from the front pew of The Church Of Latter Day Lionel Richie Saints.
I don't think so though, because I ran in to him yesterday, he didn't say anything like "Hey, Well I'll be damned, it's my long lost child bride". He didn't say anything at all. Which only leads me to believe Lionel Richie a good marriage base does not make. Say you, say me, say it together, naturally.
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Say it for always, that's the way it should be.
As a member of the generation originally creeped out by Lionel Ritchie, let me just say: I feel your pain. Please stop associating with people who own Lionel Ritchie music. Especially when it's on tape.
hahahaha. I would have run too!
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