a.)Visine is good for the soul, and
b.)No one is really interested in the truth, and when I say no one I mean me, and since I know everyone thinks the same way I do, and by everyone I mean you, let's just forget this Monday business and declare today Lie Day. Go ahead, lie. Lie to me. Lie to yourself. Lie to your imaginary friend. Lie to your pet monkey. You know you want to.
