Yeah, you would be afraid if a Pet Shop Boy-loving Panda was living upstairs from you, too.
Hmmm, tell me if any of this is normal. I mean, I know it's not normal, I just want to know if I should put up a fight when the men come for me with my very own perfectly tailored white coat or if I should call and reserve a private, padded cell now. Because sometimes I hear voices. Or a voice. When I'm doing random things, like mopping my floor (I had a maid, but you know, she got freaked out when she saw all the blood stains, and, you know, I had to kill her), and the voice says "If you build it, they will come". Only I'm pretty sure it's the voice of Charlie Brown, and he's not referring to a Field Of Dreams, because he also says "If you don't build it, they won't come, and then you should just devote your life to a god, but not the God, because let's face it, that god doesn't like you and you devoting your life to a god that doesn't like you would just be stupid, and you're really a smart girl, no matter what the rest of the gang says".
Whatever, it's not like I've actually built something. Like an ark, or anything. I was just hoping to get one for my birthday so I could tell the voice I built it and get Charlie Brown to shut the hell up already. So do I get sane points for that?
Either way nobody got me an ark. Dammit. Second year in a row too…I thought I was pretty clear about this last year.
I dìd however, get a stuffed panda.
I'm going to sleep now. In precisely negative 3 hours if I want to get a full 6 hours of sleep. You know what that means, don't you? Me either, I sure hope the crucifix I hung over my bed wards off any escaped convicts and/or pandas.
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
Seriously.
